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Apr. 16th, 2008

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Well kids, I think I've just been had

Before I head off to exercise and do some more tidying, I just want to put out a PSA for any/all gardeners to avoid ContainerSeeds.com.

If you're just tuning in, the basic background for the debacle goes like this - since getting out on my own, I've wanted to experiment with growing some of my own fruits and vegetables. I tried talking to some co-workers about buying into a communal plot sponsored by the city, but not enough people were interested to make it viable. I figured that that was okay and set about looking into container gardening. I have a balcony and a front entryway that get sun in the morning/early afternoon and afternoon/early evening respectively, and I figured that I could try my luck with some smaller plants. However, my knowledge about such things was (and still is) lacking. I knew there were some plants that would not produce fruit in containers, and I wanted to avoid making that mistake. I started searching for sites that had advice for apartment dwellers and what seeds worked best, and I came across a place that recommended this little website.

At the time, ContainerSeeds.com seemed like a godsend. Here was a comprehensive site that listed a wide variety of seeds, all suited for containers or small areas, as well as some basic advice and descriptions. I started getting really excited, making lists of the plants I wanted to grow and plotting out the various ways I could fit them all into my limited space. I was also pleased with their prices - a dollar less than some of the other places! - as well as some varieties that I couldn't find on other sites. (Runnerless strawberries that produce fruit all summer? Who knew?) The site seemed a little simple, but there was an address, e-mail and telephone number, and they accepted PayPal. With the exception of one pack of seeds, I ordered my entire tiny garden from ContainerSeeds.com at the end of March. I knew it would be tight, but I figured that if I got the seeds started in April, I might be able to have some stuff ready for Boy when he arrived the first week of June. I placed my seed orders and waited eagerly.

I got one package of seeds from Baker Creek Heirloom Seeds within a week. They even sent a packet of bonus seeds as a thank you! (Incidentally, if anyone needs some Yellow Scallop Squash seeds, let me know.) The other seeds hadn't arrived yet, but I wasn't unduly worried. The PayPal payment had gone through, the site said that items were shipped one they got their payment, and I expected my seeds within a few days.

After a week, I called to check on things. I hadn't received the normal PayPal notification saying the seeds had shipped. The person who answered the phone on the other end sounded rather young. And busy. Perhaps confused about why anyone would want to call about something like a business transaction. Still, they assured me that they went to the Post Office "just yesterday," and that my seeds should arrive soon, "within days," in fact.

Another week passed.

This afternoon, I sent them an e-mail asking about the status of my order. I was polite, stating that I just wanted to make sure my order had gone through. I gave them my PayPal order confirmation number, as well as my address. I didn't expect an answer today, but something didn't seem right, for some reason. Every other online transaction I've ever had has been settled quickly and easily, with no problems. I decided to do a quick search to see if anyone else had ever had problems with the company. It's something I should have done long before ordering with them.

I have no reason to believe that I will ever be seeing my seeds. Nor will I be seeing my money back.

In the end though, it's not the money I'm pissed about. The fact of the matter is, I'm pissed that now, the garden won't happen. It was about more than lettuce and sweet peppers and strawberries and all the rest. It sounds foolish, but...

I'm in America. My boyfriend's in Ireland. We see each other twice a year, 10 days at a time, if we're lucky. The rest of the time, we're confined to AIM and Skype. We can't kiss each other, we can't hold each other, and we can't see each other. I would never give up on us - I love him far too much to break it off on account of something as silly as distance. But that doesn't mean that it isn't painfully, crushingly hard. We talk about our future together, but sometimes it's a future that seems so intangible and far away that it's hard to see it as real. During the twenty days a year we have together, we try to catch up with all the things we can't do. It's laughably routine for most couples, but it's something we don't have. Even going to the store is a cherished act for us. It's how we touch the future, even if just for a fleeting moment.

Soon after we got together, we started talking about our future together, our "years from now." I mentioned that I'd always wanted a food garden. He told me that his family once had such a garden, and that he loved it, but that it was eventually ripped out to make way for a pathway. We promised each other that when we were finally together, we would have a garden - the one I never had, and the one that he had lost. It was my hope that on this trip, we could have just a little bit of that. I wanted him to walk out to my patio and see baby lettuces, small sweet peppers, tomatoes, funny little carrots. Most of all, I wanted him to see strawberries. He calls them fancy fruit. They've been my favorites since I was a toddler. I wanted to pluck one off its stem and pop it in his mouth, let him taste it, all sweet and ripe. I wanted to sit out there with him and look at the plants, and tell him that this was just a beginning. Our own little hanging garden that would someday become the one we both wanted.

That won't happen now. I'll order new seeds and start them up, but the plants will still be too young in early June for us to enjoy. It's mostly my fault - for waiting, for being drawn in by a cheap price, for not doing my homework - and I'm furious at both myself and the company. But mostly, I'm sad. I had grand plans, and now they've all collapsed. Even if I do get the seeds eventually, it'll still be too late. So for now, I just sit here typing and crying. There will be no garden.

And even though I know there will be someday, I can't help but feel that the future just slipped out of my hands.

Apr. 15th, 2008

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I like my coffee black, just like my metal

Well, it looks like I'm going to have to find a new dealer supplier when it comes to my occasional foray into energy drinks. According to [info]rhonan, Rock Star, my energy drink of choice ("GUYS IT TASTES LIKE LIQUID COTTON CANDY!!") has intimate family ties to right-wing extremist Michael Savage. Since I can't support any product that ties itself to a man who, "has applauded the abuse at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, opposed aid for tsunami victims, and called for the dropping of nuclear weapons on an an Arab country, any Arab country," as well as, "telling a gay caller to 'get AIDS and die,'" not to mention, "runs a group called The Paul Revere Society, which among other things, calls for the imprisonment of anti-war activists for sedition," I guess it's time to seek out greener pastures. It's rather a shame, as my experience with the drink has been overwhelmingly positive - it makes tasks such as long drives feel surprisingly brisk, wakes me up for social functions when I'm in a sleepy slump, and just generally perks me up as portrayed in this dramatization.1

So as of now, I'm officially soliciting suggestions for progressive energy drinks. And don't say Fair Trade coffee or tea - I already have that covered.2


1No, not really. If anything, the stuff makes me hyper-social. Just ask [info]shadownex about the time I offered her a ride after consuming a can of the stuff.


2As in, entire communities are dependent on my generous patronage. And that's a really.

Aug. 14th, 2007

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Oh, do NOT go there

Dear Aer Lingus:

I don't care what you have to do to fix this, JUST GET IT FIXED.

I know your pilots are striking next week, and my flight isn't until August 29. But I will be VERY, VERY ANGRY if I miss my trip because of this. You have NO IDEA.

And if you can't fly me over there on your own planes, you'd better have the world's best contingency plan in place, because I can't afford to cancel and rebook now. And as I said, if I miss this trip? An emotional malestrom the likes of which you have never seen.

I don't care if you have to pull the fucking Concorde out of storage and give me a 30 minute basic training course on how to pilot the bastard. Just get me to Ireland.

Slowly balling my hands into fists,
Me

Aug. 9th, 2007

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I can feel every muscle in my body tensing up as I type

Fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck!

You know, I was having a good day until just now. )

Jun. 26th, 2007

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I'm starting to think that Big Brother has a problem with non-whites

"Friday Night Live is themed each week and 19 June's Mexican Night was designed as a tribute to Mexico and its vibrant cultural heritage."

And how did the producers of the Australian version of Big Brother "pay tribute" to Mexico? Let's recap what the contestants did, shall we?

-Dressed in giant Mexican sombreros and droopy mustaches

-Played musical chairs

-Ate chilli con carne to win points

-Threw slime-filled balloons at the Mexican flag. (But hey, it's alright - someone from the rival team was tasked with trying to block the damn things.)

Maybe I'm not the right one to get upset about this - after all, I am 3/4 white. My family has never been hardcore with the cultural pride. I don't get heavily into the celebration of my heritage like some people do. But that doesn't mean that I'm not proud of who I am and where my family came from. I'm a mix, to be sure, and I'm fine with that. I'd just like to know why 1/4 of me is reviled (or in this case, mocked) by so many. I know it happens with a lot of nationalities, and it doesn't make sense to me in those cases, either. (Why does everyone seem to hate France and the French, for example?)

And sure, maybe you're thinking, "Why doesn't she lighten up?" or "Where's her sense of humor?" Well, just like I don't get why some people think it's a-ok to hate those of other nationalities, I also don't get why it's a-ok to boil everything down to stereotypes and then use that as a platform for humor and entertainment. I got sick and goddamned tired of having people make jokes at the expense of my heritage in high school, being told I was a "dirty Mexican" and that I should "go back to Mexico," because obviously, my ethnic taint doesn't make me worthy of inhabiting American soil. And I got equally pissed of being told that I had no sense of humor and that I should lighten up when I asked people to quit it, because hey - bashing Mexicans is funny! It's a harmless, wholesome, all-American pastime! And besides, it's not like I'm really Mexican, because I'm mostly white. That makes it ok!

If you're wondering why this wasn't an issue in college, it was mostly because I'd learned to keep my mouth shut by then. And when we got on the subject of cultural heritage, I was appropriately ashamed. But not anymore, god dammit.

Yes, I'm 1/4 Mexican. I'll be the first to admit that it's not at the forefront of my personal identity, and I'm not about to be a spokesperson for cultural pride. But I'm getting pretty fucking fed up with the spreading notion that there's something wrong with me because of where my ancestors happened to fucking land.

Ok, I'm done now. Go about your business.

May. 25th, 2007

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If this is what I'm supposed to be, I'm dropping out.

I've been a little tense today, so let me just take a moment here to loosen up the neck muscles here before I say WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?

What is this? This is a problem? I'm supposed to be concerned about this? Did I miss some kind of memo? Is this the new thing I'm supposed to be frantic and worried about, in addition to my weight and my build and my skin and my hair and my scent (or lack thereof)? Who brought this executive order down, huh?

Ok, a few things here - no one cuts that up. No one tells me that I need to reshape that. That's staying put, sorry. No, no, no. And if that makes me freakish and ugly, then I don't care. I. Don't. Care. Because unless I have some sort of bizarre, freakish, horrifying and disfiguring accident that just so happens to strike that particular area (and I have no frickin' idea how that would happen), that's not getting sliced and diced. Sorry, no.

Also, who thinks about this? Honestly? What woman devotes significant portions of their thought process to that sort of thing? Because that CANNOT be a snap decision, which means that there are women in this world running around devoting enough of their brain cells to this that it's forming a thought which morphs into a desire that is strong enough to be articulated verbally to medical professionals who are then willing to agree to this madness and perform the procedure. There's toxins in our food, plastics in our oceans, melting glaciers up north, parched soil down south, banal and idiotic fare bombarding our airwaves, and women are spending their time on that? No wonder we're fucked. And again, if my lack of gut-wrenching anxiety about what I look like there means I'm less of a woman, then cut my hair and call me Ziggy, because guess what? I have shit to do. I don't have time to dedicate to this moronathon. I'm busy.

Oh lord, I quit. If this is what our society is all about these days, then I'm done even trying to fit in. Because it's not worth the effort to ride the Giant Downward Spiral Into God-Knows-What.

Ok - I'm getting some coffee and getting some work done. If I think about this any longer, my brain will probably explode.

Apr. 5th, 2007

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What part of "I don't want to hear it; I'm leaving," do you not understand?

Dear Co-worker:

When I tell you I don't want to know how many calories are in any given take-out sandwich, it should not be interpreted as, "go to the website anyway and shout the total across the office, then come by my desk and repeat it while giggling."

Good for you for being thin. Good for you for being a former promotional model. Good for you for slavishly fretting about what you're eating and refusing to consume certain foods on the grounds that they have too many calories in them. Some of us prefer not to live that way, because some of us were raised with people who would berate our food choices at every available opportunity, to the point that any discussion about caloric intake throws up walls, puts us on the defensive and subjects us to more than our fair share of emotional turmoil.

Thanks to your brazen insensitivity and apparent inability to interpret voice tone, posture, actions and (evidently) the English language, I will now not be eating lunch at all. Instead, I shall fall back on my old secretary standby of coffee and Claritin-D.

But hey, at least I won't be, you know, eating food I like.

Lividly misanthropic,
-Kiji

P.S. - Much as I hate to go back on my word, I've decided that it's not worth the hassle of shaking and riding out stimulant-induced heart palpitations, so I will be getting something to eat after all. Just know that from this day forth, I am never, ever asking you to join me for my lunch break.

Oct. 26th, 2006

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Are people apathetic or just stupid?

Poll: Most feel civil liberties not harmed by war on terror

Yeah, because Fearless Leader's suspension of habeus corpus has no bearing on the American public. Nope, nope, nope.

You know something? The terrorists did win - America as we know it has been destroyed. And they never in their wildest dreams could have asked for a better ally than Dubya.

Heh...watch me get disappeared for that remark.

(First link x-posted to [info]peoples_habeas)