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Feb. 22nd, 2007

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Gotta get work done and apply for jobs and study herbalism and name blends and promote shops and...

I just sold another item on Half.com. Groovy! Now to divvy up the proceeds between charity, myself, and [info]theycallmeboy.

Ugh...I have so much stuff to do. I have work to do. I have an LJ news community to create. I have jobs to apply for. I have products to make and prepare for selling. And I have a shop to promote.

I think you know which one I'm talking about.

I'm starting to wish I paid more attention in PR and marketing classes back in college. Maybe if I had, I'd have some sort of idea of what I could do. I don't know how much business [info]theycallmeboy has been getting, but whatever the numbers are, I'd like to see them increase.

I was thinking today that one good way to start might be with a contest, with the winner getting an item of their choosing from the store. At first, I was thinking some sort of design/slogan contest - make something that can go on a shirt, sticker, button, mug, etc. If you win, you get your design on some products, as well as the URL to your site/store/LJ/whatever on there along with the Forever Fifteen URL. Another idea I had was a prize for creative marketing - get out there and make some noise for the shop, get a free item if your idea is the most creative one we see, or drums up the most business. (There would have to be some way we could measure that - a special code or something.)

That second thought led me to another idea: a street team. You know how every band on MySpace has a street team, the fans that post posters, hand out buttons, and generally promote the group in exchange for free tickets and swag. This would be the same principle, only minus the tickets, as there are none to be had. But hey - if you can drum up interest and drive up sales by talking, handing out stickers and buttons, or whatever, then you'd get some sort of reward. Not a bad idea, as long as I can figure out how I'd afford to buy swag for everyone.

Another thing I considered was buying ads in zines in exchange for paying a certain amount of the printing or shipping costs, but that might not fly in the zine community. I'd have to approach it very carefully.

I could always go the route of getting some business cards and/or postcards printed up. Overnight Prints appears to be having a sale, and I've been very satisfied with their work in the past. I could get the minimum number, then start passing out the little cards and sending out the big ones. I don't know if I know 100 people, but I'm sure I'd figure something out.

Another good investment might be buying some banner space over at GothicAuctions. Of course, that would mean that one of us would have to design the banner. I don't know how to make those animated ones. And I'm the only one of the two of us who has Photoshop. And every time I use Photoshop to do just about anything, my blood pressure spikes and I go into a homicidal rage. So unless someone wants to play around on a graphics program for us...

At the very least, I could buy some pins and hand them out. That's certainly better than nothing, but it still doesn't seem like enough.

I guess the key to making this work will be making people understand that they're not just buying stuff for the sake of buying it. When people buy stuff from the shop, they're helping invest in [info]theycallmeboy's projects, like his films and zines. I wish there was some way to convey this without having to spell it out, because that always sounds like a hokey attempt at covert begging. I also need something that's going to work for me while I do all that other stuff I mentioned above. Sadly, I can't be on top of this 24/7. In fact, I think I'm supposed to...attempt to relax. [info]theycallmeboy said something along those lines to me earlier this week. So somehow, I have to get all this other stuff done and relax. So...um...

...does anyone out there have any bright ideas for promoting a CafePress store? Or how to relax? Or how to get my heart to stop beating so damn fast? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Dec. 7th, 2006

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BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA that's AWESOME!

Henry Rollins would be so proud. :)

Jul. 2nd, 2006

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Grr...

I am pissy because Photoshop hates me and I have to take a shower and all I want to do is make a god damn icon out of this picture:

Just one picture! )
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Jun. 5th, 2006

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*sigh*

I come home and open up the latest issue (Issue 1002 - June 15, 2006) of Rolling Stone. The following is what transpires...

*flips to pages 38-39*

Me: "Ooh, the photo spread!"

*looks at pictures, settles on photo in the bottom left corner of page 38*

Me: "Who is that? I've never seen her before..."

*reads caption*

Me: "Wait, what?"

*looks more closely, blinks*

Me: "That's Pete Doherty. In a floral print dress. And a wig. And a red, lacy bra."

*keeps looking*

Me: "He wears that dress better than I would."

*has sudden epiphany*

Me: "A pasty, drug-addled British rock star makes a prettier girl than I do! And looks better in dresses!"

*seconds later*

Residents of state capital: "What's that screaming noise? It sounds like it's coming from up north..."
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Dec. 26th, 2005

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Why I haven't posted all weekend

A weak but tenacious variant of the Zombie Doom Virus has been attempting to sabotage my holiday. The closest it came to succeeding was Christmas Day, during which I spent most of my time asleep in bed.

I finally broke down and took some generic Robitussin so I could sleep without a) choking on drainage, or b) coughing and gasping for air. To further ensure the demise of this viral invader, I will be sleeping with both socks AND a hat on tonight. Beat that.

In other news, my voice is now low and raspy enough that I could probably do a decent Axl Rose impression. And I'd try it, too, if my throat didn't hurt so damn bad.

Time for shower and bed now. I need to go to work tomorrow. Stupid work.

Dec. 21st, 2005

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Afternoon news

I listened to some Gogol Bordello this morning on Amazon.com, and I am now officially hooked. Much thanks to [info]g33kgrrl and [info]thedevildet for their recommendations. (And double thanks to [info]thedevildet for the concert lead!)

***

I'm fortunate that I never encountered subway groping when I was in Japan. This incident may go a long way to stoping it, though.

Personally, I would have taken my chance with the police.

Yay for Sir Elton! And about damn time, too.

I hate flying. I really, really do. News like this really does not encourage me to look forward to travelling.

***

And now, some happy news.

YES YES YES YES YES!!!

From the article (emphasis mine):

"The Super Furry Animals, The Darkness and The Strokes have already been confirmed with more bands expected to be named in the next few weeks.

The event will be televised worldwide and is part of a global campaign by organisation Climate Change Now (CCN)."


See that? SEE THAT? Televised WORLDWIDE! The boys are going to be televised WORLDWIDE! I need to figure out who's showing this; hopefully our town's woeful cable company carries the proper channel(s). I will weep if it is otherwise. (And yes, I will weep, because I am an idiot fangirl of the first degree. Hell, I'll probably weep and squee at the same time when they take the stage. Yeah, yeah, I know I should grow the fuck up. Sorry - it's still low on the priority list.)

***

This courtesy of new flist member [info]gairid (capitalized addendum is hers):

Bushwhacked
When you see this, post it.

“Now, by the way, any time you hear the United States government talking about wiretap, it requires -- a wiretap requires a court order. Nothing has changed, by the way. When we’re talking about chasing down terrorists, we’re talking about getting a court order before we do so.”

-- President Bush, April 2004, nearly three years after he authorized secret domestic surveillance by the NSA without court orders or warrants.

Quote courtesy the transcript of Bush’s speech, taken off the official White House site.



If I might add a little something. *ahem*

THE UNITED STATES NEEDS TO IMPEACH THIS ARROGANT PRICK BEFORE EVERY LIBERTY WE HAVE EVER ENJOYED HAS BEEN RIPPED FORCIBLY FROM US.

***

...frankly, I couldn't agree more.

Dec. 7th, 2005

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If you remember nothing else from this journal, remember these words of wisdom

Build a man a fire, and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.

Sage advice, kids. Sage advice.
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Nov. 17th, 2005

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You know you're a music geek when...

...you see the headline "AFI compiling list of 'most inspiring' movies" and you click it because you saw the acronym "AFI" and thought of the band.

Damn, you say to yourself. I have no idea why Davey Havok and co. are putting together a film list, but if it's making news, then it's gotta be good! I can't wait to read this!

As soon as you click the link, you realize you've made a horrible, horrible error. And you thank God no one was around.

Yeah. Life. Need one. Badly.

Aug. 4th, 2005

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So apparently I owe [info]teaandbitchery a Coke or something, because it turns out that she was right. Barnes and Noble's Kerrang shipments are a week behind.

The good news is that they did hold it for me. The bad news is that it wasn't what I wanted. (The Foo Fighters and Green Day are ok, but they're not what I was looking for.)

I told the woman to hold it for me for next week, so hopefully she'll remember. I need a copy, dammit.
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