I'd love to make this longer, but in the interest of time and getting some sleep, I will merely broadcast the highlights:
-Got shitty, shitty directions from MapQuest. Ended up lost in the boonies, had to ask for directions at least four times. Nearly
cried. Had mind set on getting a drink the minute I stepped into the club where my friend's band,
Neumatic, was playing.
-Found way to club and located friend, Neumatic's enigmatic bass player. Said, "I have been through hell and back to get here!" Had a laugh and no longer felt stressed and worried. Good thing, too, because the club doesn't serve alcohol anyway. Found out Neumatic had yet to take the stage. Felt double relief.
-Talked with Matt Toka from
Cherry Monroe. Was reassured that his voice was fine.
-Got right up in front of the stage to witness Neumatic in all of their dark and hard-edged glory. Noticed huge speaker stack to left, shrugged, figured, "What harm can a five song set do?" Had Neumatic's lead singer crouch down
right in front of me, an amusing turn of events considering that I could not take my eyes off of him in the first place. Was smitten and smiled like an idiot.
-Neumatic's set ends. I suddenly realize that I cannot hear very much, if anything, out of my left ear.
-Meet other members of Neumatic. Am enthusiastically greeted with, "So, you're our enigmatic bass player's friend? Awesome!" Ask friend if lead singer has girlfriend. Lead singer does indeed. I stomp my feet, shake my fist, and curse the heavens.
-Enjoy the perks of being "with the band." Meet other musicians, exchange info with one who wants to go into music marketing. Sit around table with friend and new associate and critique bands from New York and
Chicago. Decide to introduce myself to Chicago band after they conclude their set. Sign up for mailing list and purchase CD.
-Begin to get slightly annoyed and concerned about inability to hear properly out of left ear.
-Sit back as Cherry Monroe takes the stage. Veneer of polished and professional writer stripped away approximately 0.025 seconds after opening song, "Bandages," begins. End up singing along with almost every song the band does. Lament that I will never be taken seriously by other writers, ever.
-Wonder if friend and new associate are enjoying Cherry Monroe as much as I am. Doubt it because a) Matt Toka has disposed of his shirt; b) both friend and new associate are straight males. Still, both seem to be enjoying music. Of course, I do too.
-Set ends after hilarious onstage contest and witty banter, which takes place during the longest breakdown in history (in the middle of the song "Satellites".) Decide to ask friend to walk me to my car, as I am in an unfamiliar area and my car is relatively far from venue. Realize that this could qualify me as the worst feminist ever. Realize that I really don't care, as I'd rather be safe.
-Get better directions from friend, give him a huge hug, go obtain food from Burger King with nicest employees ever. Follow directions from friend, discover that they are far superior to Internet. Declare aloud to no one that MapQuest can bite me.
-Drive home listening to Marc Bolan and T. Rex. Decide that life is good. Stand by this assessment despite deafness that lingers until Monday.