kiji_kat ([info]kiji_kat) wrote,
@ 2007-10-16 11:32:00
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Current mood: amused
Current music:The Hayseed Dixie version...
Entry tags:comedy, music, way cool

Winner of the daily AWESOME-O 4000 Award
I can pretty much guarantee that this is the best thing you'll see all day:



And for those who have no idea why this is so funny, I provide education:



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[info]miss_s_b
2007-10-16 03:39 pm UTC (link)
Roxxor! The Skid Row version is pretty cool too.

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[info]kiji_kat
2007-10-16 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Go on YouTube and type "Hayseed Dixie Ace of Spades" in the search box. It's one of the greatest things you will ever see or hear, trust me.

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Music Journalism At It's Finest
[info]teaandbitchery
2007-10-16 04:35 pm UTC (link)

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[info]kiji_kat
2007-10-16 04:42 pm UTC (link)
That is too much cute for one person to handle!

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[info]teaandbitchery
2007-10-16 04:44 pm UTC (link)
Yep, pretty much.

That's what your website needs- a cute animal mascot that does the news. I'm thinking pandas. Or ducks.

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[info]kiji_kat
2007-10-16 04:48 pm UTC (link)
There are ducks around that we could probably...er, borrow. Pandas I'm not so sure about.

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[info]teaandbitchery
2007-10-16 04:54 pm UTC (link)
Well, obviously, you'd have to enter into negotiations with China for a panda. I think it'd be worth it though. And here's how you do it:

All Music Guide: Hello? China? We'd like a couple of pandas for our website, please.

China: Why should we give you pandas?

All Music Guide: Because we want them, that's why.

China: What are you, four?

All Music Guide: Okay, let's try this instead: you give us pandas and we'll try our best to make Americans forget about the lead in their toys.

China: Er...would that work?

All Music Guide: Yes, of course. You've got two things going for you on this- Americans have short attention spans and are quite distracted by cute things.

China: And there is nothing cuter than our pandas.

All Music Guide: Exactly. What do you say?

China: I don't know...we're kinda low on pandas at the moment. Can't mass produce them in a factory, you know.

All Music Guide: Fuck that noise- I know you're breeding the shit out of them at Wolong. Surely you can spare a few.

China: Hmmm...all right, fine. You win. Two pandas for you!

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[info]theycallmeboy
2007-10-16 09:22 pm UTC (link)
That was a big bowl of awesome, smothered in whipped awesome and hot awesome sauce, with a few awesome cherries on top.

So yeah, I like it.

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[info]kiji_kat
2007-10-17 01:31 pm UTC (link)
You were the first person I thought of when I heard this. I knew you'd enjoy it. :-*

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